"Hi, I'm D'Artagnan. This is my only daughter, Anna. To all the little boys out there: I will shoot you with little or no provocation. Consider this fair warning."

Mommy sure has her hands full.

See, Anna has a few teeth, too.

Boys are destined to follow me around. And then, Daddy will shoot them. He's like that sometimes. Nothing personal.

Come a little closer so I can test out these new teeth...

You always take a picture of me when my hair is not done. This picture better not end up on the web...